PANTYMIME

i used to have a brain, a real college tuned mind
now parking at the mall isn't easy to find

schedule a play-date like it's a business unit meeting
take another picture cuz precious moments are fleeting

i breed children as a job, it's now my profession
i joined the pta for my time-out session

i can fake a smile just as quick as sincerity
take another pill so i can hide my polarity
hug hug kiss kiss i do it all the time
there's no need to speak when you are a pantymime

twenty years ago i never thought i'd conform
i partied all night in the college dorm

i was gonna succeed where the hippies had failed
but since i got older my convictions have sailed

when the weather gets warmer then we'll go out boating
i'll teach you how to covet and keep up with my Jonesing

drive the kidz around in my brand new Escalade
curtsy as i enter in the after school promenade

i can fake a smile just as quick as sincerity
take another pill so i can hide my polarity
hug hug kiss kiss i do it all the time
there's no need to speak when you are a pantymime